Short SMS Jokes

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?A. Where you left it. What side of an apple is the left side?The side that hasn't been eaten. Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?Neither. They both burn shorter. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->Ans is."ReflEctiOn" Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,

50th Birthday Sayings

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanelhe only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old

Cool SMS

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.I just did. YOUKNOWWHAT ISMEANTBY----------MOBILE-------M=meetO=onB=busyI=inL=lifeE=every whereso now lets STAR 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So

Short Text Messages

Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his

Funny Life Quotes

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ------Bob MonkhouseYou know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war,

Adult Text Messages

Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”Ladka: “ji CONDOM”Thandi Hai Coffee Garam KarloIs Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram KarloMorning Time se Inbox Khali Hai MeraThori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thiSardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay! Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan

Flirty Text Messages

Flirty text messages is good way to flirt and have fun with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Here I have collected some of the best Flirty SMS/Text Messages for Txt Flirt. Feel free to forward these mesages to your Beloved one. If you have some flirt text messages (hindi, English or Urdu),then feel free to submit it here by leaving your comment below and it will be submitted here with your name

Anniversary SMS/ Text Messages

Below is an ultimate collection Anniversary sms/ text messages which are being collected from various resources. Peopl usually search on gooogle for annivarsary sms, annivarsary messages, annivarsary quotes, cute annivarsary sms, wedding anniversary sms, Annivarsiry sms in Hindi and sweet/cute happy annivarsary sms.Hoping that the love u shared years agoIs still as strong today as it wasthen